"I think you're all getting far too fond of Draco."

J'ai vu Harry Potter.
(Les doubleurs français se foutent du monde ou bien?)
Et Drago! Je suis amoureuse.

So how did you kill them? Did you chew them to death?

So just because i'm a parisian and pretentious moron who thinks she is way better than everyone else (and this is, well, kind of true. Just be honest ; France rocks and Paris is awesome) i like to show off and write in english (but not to speak in english. This is too tacky people, please stop doing it). With mistakes of course because it's way too exhausting to learn how to spell correctly a foreign language.

Plus i'm talking nonsense because i just don't have any great idea and i'm freaking lazy. Which is a pretty common parisian thing i think (and we're always late too btw, but this is awesome). So i'm just putting random words together to give the feeling that i'm a smart ass who is totally the best at everything (Even Emma Watson, you perfect british bitch) because i'm soooo fluent in english.

This is kind of funny, especially because no one is ever going to read this, so it's basically a selfish thing. Which is kind of very very french. True story.

See that scar? That's from Pictionnary

"En quoi le champagne est-il une exception dans les vins? Pourquoi est-il ce vin des vins, cette quintessence de ce qui fait les qualités des breuvages de Noé? Vraisemblablement parce qu'il a toutes les qualités des autres vins sans jamais en avoir un seul défaut. Il est fin, subtil, singulier, puissant, aromatique, léger, il permet la gaieté, la fête, la joie, les ébriétés légères. On ne connaît pas d'ivresses dont il serait imputable et qui trahiraient la vulgarité, la grossièreté, l'empire du pire. Ni fade, ni lourd, ni bourgeois, ni peuple, parce que aristocrate [...]"

20 ans, un avenir et en vacances.
Et bronzée avec ça.
Life is so sweet.